If you were a kung fu hero, what would be your Chinese name, and what move would you use to beat the big boss?

Subquestions- what is your kung fu weapon, what is your 'costume', do you use dubbing or subtitling?|||Name will be "How Ming Pow",,,killer move will be "Monkey grabbing heavenly nuts",,,bare hands, just a Hawaiian shorts, shirtless,,,,dubbing,,,|||my name would be 'Fa Kin Su Pah' my choice of weapon would be my bare hands and there would have to be subtitles - cant stand dubbing|||Wan-hung-lo


The Burger King flying annihilator.


Dubbing all the way.