I was practicing a kung fu move from those Chinese movies..?

in the shower and I accidentally slipped on a bar of soap. I can't get up and it hurts really bad. So am I a ninja now?|||no but your computer's probably screwed if you're typing in the shower.|||I need to see your shower technique before I can pass any judgment if you're good enough to become a ninja. lol ;)|||YES! you are now a super slick ninja chick.........but by the sounds of it,not a very good 1...lol